The Stash ... My Brain on Ice |
Pregnancy brain. I don't think I'll ever recover.
If I do, I think it will be when my kiddos are adults.
I never recovered after having my daughter (who
will be 3 in a few months). I casually explain to others that it must have
lingered into the postpartum period because I breastfed.
All my smarts are being siphoned right into my
kiddos. They will be brilliant (not saying I ever was, but if they have
their own brains plus mine...). Me, on the other hand? Not so much.
With each breastfeeding session, I become a little
dumber.
I breastfed Miss S until she was 20 months, so
maybe that's my excuse? My brains continued to leak out of my body into what
will one day be a genius? Or, it could be that I became pregnant during the
last few months of breastfeeding the first. Maybe both the action of
breastfeeding and giving energy to new life doubly sapped my intelligence? It's
possible.
You might wonder if pregnancy brain resolves over
time. Like, say, when the postpartum period ends...
With my second kiddo, I'm almost 8 months in, and
it seems like it's getting even worse.
All I know is that my memory is shot. Short-term
memory? I can remember important, essential things. But others? My basal ganglia are on overdrive.
I would be filthy rich if I had a dollar for every
time I've:
1. Asked my husband if he's seen my ______ (insert
phone, keys, sunglasses, glasses, diaper bag, wallet...take your pick). I'm
getting slightly better because I'm remembering basic survival skills like
having one set spot for an item.
2. Found honey in the refrigerator or spices in
with the vitamins or food (that should be in the refrigerator) that I left
sitting on the counter over night.
3. Taken my wedding ring off to apply lotion and
then forgot to put the ring back on. I do it without thinking (thank you, basal
ganglia), so sometimes I don't even remember where I was when
I took off my ring. Yeah. Not good. Especially because my ring is irreplaceable.
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4. Left my pumped milk either in the refrigerator
at work or out on the counter all. night. long. (Ok...I think it was only once
that I forgot to put my milk in the refrigerator, but still. To not only have
pumped out my smarts but then to have to dump it in the sink? Seriously tragic.
I'm not kidding.)
5. Forgotten what I'm saying or doing
(really...I'm too young to have this problem!)
I'm sure there are more examples, but I've
forgotten them.
The scientific community wants to prove that pregnancy brain doesn't exist
because some women don't like being labeled as having
"pregnesia."
If I can't say I have pregnancy mama
brain, than what am I? Sleep-deprived?
Because of chronic lack of sleep which accompanies
having infants and toddlers and is especially troublesome for someone who loves to
sleep?
Maybe. Just maybe.
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